Monday, December 5, 2011
Dave Barry's Holiday Gift Guide
From the Dave Barry Newsletter (via the Miami Herald): "The holiday season is a time of traditions. Here in America, the most popular holiday tradition, observed by millions, is to celebrate the birth of Jesus by going to a Walmart at 4 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving and getting into fistfights over steeply discounted TV sets." For the whole story click HERE!
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You're doing great sweaty
ReplyDeleteI got my ex the girlfriend pillow before he left me... I think its the reason he left me.
ReplyDeleteoh jeez i forgot to spell sweety right. silly goose
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ReplyDeleteyou are so right
Deleteoh wait that's my comment
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